| Name | Please, Not in the Face |
| Type | Action |
| Butt-Kicking | 1 |
| Weirdness | 2 |
| Req. Butt-Kicking | 1 |
| Traits | Resource |
| Effect | Choose a character with the Wuss Trait in play. Until the end of the turn, the chosen character cannot start a fight, and other characters cannot start a fight with him. |
| Flavor Text | "So, are you doing anything tonight?" -Cordelia |
| Number | P8 (Promo) |
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