| Name | Blood and Crumpets |
| Type | Action |
| Butt-Kicking | 2 |
| Weirdness | 1 |
| Req. Butt-Kicking | 2 |
| Traits | Conflict |
| Effect | If one of your Villain Vampires is at the same location as one of your Human Minions, send the Minion to the Crypt and gain 1 Destiny Point. Limit 1 per deck. |
| Flavor Text | "Excellent, the opening will commence as scheduled." -The Master |
| Number | 212 (Rare) |
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