| Name | I Don't Have Time to Chat with Snot-Nosed Brats |
| Category | Event |
| Cost/Life | 1 |
| Color | Red |
| Types | The Four Emperors, Whitebeard Pirates |
| Effects | Main Look at 5 cards from the top of your deck; reveal up to 1 card with a type including "Whitebeard Pirates" and add it to your hand. Then, place the rest at the bottom of your deck in any order. |
| Trigger | Your Leader gains +1000 power during this turn. |
| Variants | 1 |
| Number | 19 (R) |
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