| Name: | The Pain Train |
| Cost/Rank: | 3 |
| Type: | Monster |
| Class: | Warrior |
| Power: | 3 |
| Defense: | 3 |
| Text: | This gains 2 Power for each coin you overpay to hire this. If you overpaid for this, squish this at the end of the fight. |
| Illustrator: | Mike Luckas |
| Colorist: | Stephanie Chan |
| Rarity: | Rare |