| Name: | Malfunctional Machete |
| Cost/Rank: | 1 |
| Type: | Loot |
| Subtype: | Weapon |
| Power: | 1 |
| Defense: | 2 |
| Text: | When you commit this to a fight, roll the die: 1-2: Take 1 damage. 3-6: The die roll has no effect. |
| Illustrator: | Len Peralta |
| Colorist: | Len Peralta |
| Rarity: | Promo |