| Name: | Hospital Staff |
| Cost/Rank: | 4 |
| Type: | Loot |
| Class: | Cleric |
| Subtype: | Weapon |
| Power: | 3 |
| Defense: | 3 |
| Text: | When this is committed to a fight and the Monster is hired, you may pay 2 coin. If you do, this gains Life-O-Suction. |
| Illustrator: | Brandon Moore |
| Colorist: | Brandon Moore |
| Rarity: | Common |