| Name | Ted Buchanan |
| Type | Character |
| Level | 1 |
| Butt-Kicking | 2 |
| Smarts | 0 |
| Weirdness | 0 |
| Charm | 1 |
| Req. Butt-Kicking | 2 |
| Traits | Minion, Robot |
| Effect | Once per turn, discard an item attached to Ted to refresh him. If the 50's Time Capsule is in play and Ted is defeated in a fight, move him there fatigued instead of to the discard pile. |
| Number | 48 (Uncommon) |
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