| Name | Absalom |
| Type | Character |
| Level | 1 |
| Butt-Kicking | 0 |
| Smarts | 0 |
| Weirdness | 2 |
| Charm | 0 |
| Req. Butt-Kicking | 0 |
| Traits | Minion, Vampire |
| Effect | Absalom gains +2 Butt-Kicking when at the same location as Collin, The Anointed One. |
| Number | 75 (Uncommon) |
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| Name | Absalom |
| Type | Character |
| Level | 1 |
| Butt-Kicking | 0 |
| Smarts | 0 |
| Weirdness | 2 |
| Charm | 0 |
| Req. Butt-Kicking | 0 |
| Traits | Minion, Vampire |
| Effect | Absalom gains +2 Butt-Kicking when at the same location as Collin, The Anointed One. |
| Number | 75 (Uncommon) |
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